1. What Do You Say Most When You’re Trying Not To Swear?
N/A
2. Do You Own An iPod?
Yep. White 30GB video iPod. It was a rage purchase during finals of junior year spring. I got a little discount through my university, and a free inscription of my choosing: "In memoriam: resistance to consumer whoredom."
3. Which Person(s) In Your Top Friends Do You Talk To The Most?
Only the non-élite use MySpace. And I haven't downloaded the equivalent Facebook application.
4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
It's my cell phone, and every day a different time. Lately, early enough so that I can get to work at a reasonable-ish approximation of 9am. I have a feeling I'm really going to like it when I go back to school--and I've only been out of school for 3 months.
5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
Sure. Doesn't everybody?
6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It’s Cold?
Yep. Flip-Flops all the time, for everyone. Although somewhat less so now that I don't need designated shower shoes for daily use anymore.
7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
I'm horribly unphotogenic, but I like being in pictures when I deem myself tolerable-looking. Given this, then whatever evokes the better memory, as I'm a sickeningly sentimental person--my screen saver is currently set as a slideshow of precious moments from my college years.
8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
Shit, this is actually kind of difficult. Oh, no, wait--Thelma and Louise, the special edition DVD, from a free Netflix trial earlier in the summer. Not bad! And I may see Young Frankenstein at our local way-expensive theatre this weekend.
9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
Dude, hells no. Well, friends in my cohort, at least.
10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
Probably. I wasn't too good at getting the chores done when I was a kid.
11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
Eh, "medication" in the sense of wine plus an Effexor that was not mine, once, when I was really upset. And also some entirely ineffectual sleeping pills (plus wine) to attempt to keep myself from freaking out on planes. Usually doesn't work.
12. What CD Is Currently In Your CD Player?
What CD player? ...Okay, no, I used to use mine sometimes last year, when iPod/computer speakers were not readily available. Probably Rufus Wainwright (eponymous, Poses, or Want One).
13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
Don't drink milk anymore, but back when I did, I lived off of regular milk.
14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
Yes. A really good one! In several senses. :)
15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
Earlier this week sometime. Large iced coffee with sugar-free vanilla, some half-and-half, and cinnamon.
16. Can You Whistle?
Nope. I suck. I'd really like to be able to do the badass two-finger whistle.
17. Do You Have A Trampoline In Your Back Yard?
I don't have a back yard. I DID just watch that episode of The Simpsons from the fifth season with the evil trampoline in it, though.
18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
Sure, I'm totally paranoid. Plus my group of friends are all gossip whores.
19. Did You Watch Cartoons As A Child?
Certainly! Garfield and Friends and Animaniacs are looked back upon with the most affection, but also Woody Woodpecker, Tiny Toons, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Rescue Rangers, DuckTales. Oh, and of course, The Simpsons (allowed after I was about 7 or so).
20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
Um, The Lion King has been burned into my brain ever since as a fourth-grader I resolved to watch it EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE when it came out on video. I lasted a little over a month.
I can probably recite many TV episodes verbatim, though, particularly the good years of The Simpsons.
21. What Is The Last Thing You Purchased?
So boring and uncharacteristically girly: make-up sponge wedges, nail polish remover, discounted plum nail polish, and a vanilla Coke Zero, at Walgreen's today. I'm taking a trip to Trader Joe's soon, though, whose spoils will include cheese curds, wasabi almonds, Greek yogurt and microwave-ready Indian food.
22. Is There Anything Wrong With Girls Kissing Girls?
Of course not. Death to heteronormativity.
23. Do You Own Any Band T-Shirts?
Yep. "Love Guster, don't eat them" and a Barenaked Ladies shirt from their Maroon tour. Oh, and I think I have Ben Folds Five somewhere. I've, like, never worn any of them, though.
24. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?
Blue cheese, no contest.
25. Is anyone in love with you?
Well, it's ME, I can only assume...
26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes?
As opposed to using a dishwasher? Yes.
27. Ever Cry In Public?
Yeah. Stupid stuff, usually. What can I say, I'm very flappable.
28. Do You Like Anyone?
Bwah. Cute. <3 <3
I have none of either, though recently I felt a sudden urge to get my ears pierced. I like the idea of tattoos in theory, but wouldn't know what to get. My roommate, unprompted, said that a Cheshire Cat would fit me. Hence the blog icon.
30. Who Was The Last Person To Make You Mad?
Idiot at the U-Haul place. And one of my supervisors. Oh, JUST now, as I was writing this, my upstairs neighbor.
31. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
I'd probably be a little weirded out initially, but why not?
32. What Did You Do Before This?
Um, drank some refrigerated coffee, said goodbye to a visiting friend who's going to Boston.
33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
When I first moved into my apartment at the beginning of June and hadn't gotten my futon yet. I did have a huge pile of clothes and pillows, though, so it wasn't bad.
34. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
Hard to tell, since I so often split them up. 7 minimum, 8 maximum before I wake up with a sleep-hangover, I think.
35. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily?
Eh, kinda. I always have coffee/caffeine, and usually graze a bit in the morning before I leave for work. I suck at preparing "meals."
36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced?
Yeah, but with generous helpings of screwing around and wasting time mixed in.
37. What are you doing right now?
Er, writing this?
38. Do you use sarcasm?
Only when I talk. [eta: And write.]
39. Have You Ever Been In A Fight?
Emotional fights, yes. Physical fights, no.
40. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?
"Picky" is an understatement.
41. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
Other amusement parks, but never a Six Flags.
42. Have You Ever Gotten Beat up?
No.
43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
Eh, about the same, I think. My close friends are a mix. And none of them really cleave to gender stereotypes.
44. Do you like mustard?
Of course!
45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach, Or Back?
Usually back.
46. Do You Watch The News?
GOD no. Well, national news wouldn't be excruciating, but local news is the tool of Satan himself. ugh. just ugh.
47. How did you ge--Actually, no, that's not enough. Here's the entry for "local news" that I copied out of the Television Without Pity book at a Barnes & Noble last winter, because I felt so passionate about its truth:
"News, Crappy Local --
No matter where on the North American landmass you live, or where else on said landmass you travel, you can rely on one constant: The local news is bad.
The average 11:00 broadcast leads with footage of police-car lights flashing while an inoffensive-looking anchor-clone with a bulletproof blow-dry reads sonorously about a shooting, a robbery, or a raccoon knocking over the trash at Wendy's. After the top stories (in order: a tragedy, local or national; something involving local unions, about which nobody cares; footage of the president walking around somewhere; and a nice juicy car wreck or building collapse), the broadcast segues into everyone's favorite local-news staple, the "Something Perfectly Innocent COULD KILL YOU"-slash-"Good God, WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" feature. First comes the assy graphic of, like, a bowl of oatmeal with fangs, subtitled something along the lines of "Quaker? MORE LIKE 'DAMNED LIAR,'" and the revelation that oat bran is not all that good for you if you eat nothing but oatmeal, in which case you will get scurvy, which: doy. Or the graphic is a crooked, eeeeevil close-up of a trampoline, which some Darwin-Award-winning parent allowed her child to play on unattended, and the kid bounced head-on into a tree and broke his neck, which was obviously the trampoline's fault. This is inevitably followed by a clumsy "but kids love basketball, don't they, Bob" transition into the sports segment, and then the weather report (always overhyped, always inaccurate), and then some footage of a pie-eating contest or fun run which nobody in their right mind would have attended. The anchors chuckle and shuffle their papers, and then mercifully it's over."
The end. Hope you enjoyed. Totally worth the copyright infringement.
47. How Did You Get Three Of Your Scars?
a. Three slight pock marks forming a triangle on my forehead, between my eyebrows, from chicken pox in fourth grade. Actually, they're not really there any more, but it used to be my go-to when asked about scars.
And I only have one more, but I like it so much, it's worth two:
b.&c. Quarter-sized scar on my left knee from a bad scrape, acquired this spring in a fall. I was rushing to meet my trusty theatre-going buddy at a student performance of The Seagull, and I tripped and ripped a hole in my favorite pair of jeans and got a fairly nasty bleeder. But I'm quite fond of it, because it reminds me of four years of college theatre spectatorship in the company of a good friend.
And that's a nice, characteristically sappy way to end this meme.
Hey, that was kinda fun! Why don't you try it, Swiss Beats? Warren?
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